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Apr 12, 2014 / 84,537 notes


i think i just accidentally emailed a selfie to university admissions, now i’m 100% confident they’ll accept me

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Apr 11, 2014 / 81,267 notes


"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

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Apr 11, 2014 / 10,739 notes

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Apr 11, 2014 / 76,407 notes


we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

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Apr 11, 2014 / 194,471 notes


I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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Apr 11, 2014 / 76,216 notes


teachers who don’t force you to show your work 


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Apr 11, 2014 / 110,669 notes


do dogs think in barks

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Apr 11, 2014 / 31,167 notes

Anonymous asked: can you draw shrek getting fucked by donkey



i think you need this drawing more 

Apr 11, 2014 / 317,889 notes


I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

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Apr 11, 2014 / 127,108 notes


The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

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